Examples of use of VPL
1. Where women worry about a VPL, contour–clinging male underwear such as the Y–front threatens to reveal rather more.
2. Not that a VPL is much of a worry to a man who is only ever seen by his viewing public sitting behind a desk on Newsnight or University Challenge.
3. Subject: Pants To: All Ministers From: Press Office We refer ministers to past briefings on the subject of briefs. i) Deflect all lines of questioning re scanties; stress importance of substantive issues etc. ii) If questioning persists (Humphrys, Paxman), always have in mind exactly what you are wearing and don‘t waver (never pause to check on air). iii) All underwear should be recently laundered and gender–specific. iv) Avoid metrosexual and/or ‘ball–crushingly tight‘ trends (cf Camp David) and VPL (in extremis: go without). v) Never be drawn on whether you experimented in this area (Xmas novelty, posing pouch, edible etc) even in student days.